*shy but actually a sex freak*

(Source: e-n-o, via riotgrrlcantfail)

witchpop:

*announces my pregnancy at your funeral to shift the attention around to me*

(via dulect)

(Source: CKND, via hightaylor)

we-are-drowning-slow:

inkskinned:

do you ever put on a really nice but kind of daring outfit and at first you’re like “HELL YEAH” but then you look in the mirror a few times and start being like “hell…  yeah….” and then you turn to the side and adjust the top and frown and be like “aw hell” and finally just change into like jeans and a tee bc one day you will wear that rockin outfit but today is not that day

This is the saddest and accurate thing I have ever read. 

(via forthelove0fkay)

departured:

theoriginalspike:

georgemallory:

nothing will fuck you up as much as the realization that there’s no real reason the alphabet needs to be in order

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

(via a-liensex)

(Source: evaded, via seanp0donnell)

I can’t do this anymore, I can’t live like this anymore. I’m so fucking done.

identicaltwinhalfbrother:

sir-hathaway:

"NO, HUMAN! I KEES YOU FIRST." -smooch, slap slap slap-

That cat has a majestic mustache.

(via yougonnahavefun)

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identicaltwinhalfbrother:

sir-hathaway:

"NO, HUMAN! I KEES YOU FIRST." -smooch, slap slap slap-

That cat has a majestic mustache.

(via yougonnahavefun)